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assbutt-in-the-garrison: I will never not reblog this.

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:21:28 -0400

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I will never not reblog this.

ibukl: goddamn it facebook I’m too homestuck for this

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:08:33 -0400

ibukl:

goddamn it facebook I’m too homestuck for this

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Thu, 16 May 2013 01:02:13 -0400

so much yes ^^

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:06:15 -0400

so much yes ^^

thehatterschild: crustified: havocados: emorenita: why...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:47:50 -0400

thehatterschild:

crustified:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Don’t mind the caption, just look at the pictures and learn.

I CAN FEEL HER DELIGHT

did-you-kno: Source

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:45:03 -0400

did-you-kno:

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prettylittlewallfl0wer: thcbodycleanse: this is like when...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:41:12 -0400

prettylittlewallfl0wer:

thcbodycleanse:

this is like when you’re sitting with someone that you really like then you like touch knees or something and all of a sudden you feel all this energy going through both of you through this one point of contact

Holy fuck.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 23:19:29 -0400

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Wed, 15 May 2013 23:19:05 -0400

wryer: Have a history teacher explain this if they...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:17:02 -0400

wryer:

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the “kicker”:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND:

Lincoln was shot in a theatre and the assassin ran to a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theatre.

fuckin ell

nicnolashoult: IF UR A BOY AND UR VOICE CRACKS DO NOT BE ASHAMED IT IS CUTE AND MAKES ME FLAIL ON...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:13:18 -0400

nicnolashoult:

IF UR A BOY AND UR VOICE CRACKS DO NOT BE ASHAMED IT IS CUTE AND MAKES ME FLAIL ON THE INSIDE IN SHARP OUTBURSTS OF EXCITEMENT AND HAPPY

theserpentthattempts: osirismorte: godtiercosbytop: fyeridan: ...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:09:40 -0400

theserpentthattempts:

osirismorte:

godtiercosbytop:

fyeridan:

“This a photograph taken from the teenager (shirtless guy) named Austin Schafer’s Twitter account, of a kid being tied up and beaten by upper classmen at Columbia High School in Nampa, Idaho.

This is a recent photograph and one where the school’s authorities have not taken action yet. Remember this kid’s name and repost this picture.

The Neanderthal trash who are bullying him deserve to have this picture plastered all over the Internet for prospective college admission offices to see so their career pinnacle can be asking me which kind of soup I want at Olive Garden.

If you’ve been a victim of bullying or know someone who has, please repost.”

Signal Boost

Dang I live 5 minutes away from there

Reblog, reblog, rebloooooooooggggggggg.

doctorcanon: cmcross: No, you don’t understand. This actually...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:02:53 -0400

doctorcanon:

cmcross:

No, you don’t understand.

This actually happens.

We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.

So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.

So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.

It was the funniest shit ever.

Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.

My cat brought us a present today. I have never seen a rabbit...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:56:56 -0400

My cat brought us a present today. I have never seen a rabbit SO angry.

Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:53:53 -0400

sweetsfiend: Since my eyes couldn’t handle the 3D of a bigger...

Sun, 05 May 2013 23:27:41 -0400

sweetsfiend:

Since my eyes couldn’t handle the 3D of a bigger screen (and I do cherish my old 3DS too much), I’ve decided to make someone on tumblr happy with their very own Pikachu Limited Edition 3DS XL! I’m really excited to be doing this, and I can just hope it will make someone smile.

No, I won’t be selling it. I am not obligated to answer why, because if you honestly want me to sell it, my answer won’t be sufficient for you. Message me off anon if you’re really dying to know.

Now that the boring parts are over with, let’s go over even more boring stuff, shall we?

Reblogs and likes both count and will combined give you two entries.

You don’t need to be following me. However it would be nice to meet new people, and I do post a lot of Pokémon.

I’ll ship internationally, but the system is European.

No giveaway blogs.

Have your ask box open so that I may contact you.

The giveaway will end on May 10. Have fun, okay? (◡‿◡✿)

randomthoughtsbymike: The last “main benefit” sold me....

Sun, 05 May 2013 23:22:30 -0400

randomthoughtsbymike:

The last “main benefit” sold me. Priorities

cuddleconjunction: everyone need s to watch the english dub of...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 03:41:10 -0400

cuddleconjunction:

everyone need s to watch the english dub of evangelion because,

did-you-kno: Source

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 17:30:00 -0400

did-you-kno:

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dapenguinninja: ch4rriz4rd: Pokémon Evolutions holy fucking...

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 16:53:01 -0400

dapenguinninja:

ch4rriz4rd:

Pokémon Evolutions

holy fucking shit awesome